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Memorable Jersey Shore Quotes

The Situation: Hater-juice is best served cold. 

Can I speak to Angelina please? … Snooki: NO, she died. 

Sammi: Go home. You don’t belong here. You don’t even look Italian! 

The Situation: Ronnie’s hooking up w/Grenades,that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines,which is a thin-ugly-chick, and um, lovin’ life.

JWOWW: “I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”… with what ass? Pancake ass…